Captain Robert’s Infamous Pyrates Blood
Captain Robert’s Infamous
Pyrates Blood Sauce
1 cup stolen red wine (dry),
1 shot of rum (cook drinks)
4 tbs Red Wine Vinegar,
1/2 cup molasses,
1 cup ketchup,
2 tbs Dijon Mustard,
1 ts Chili Powder,
2 tbs Worchestershire Sauce,
1 ts Celery Seeds,
1 ts Kosher Salt,
1/2 ts Curry Powder,
1 ts Ground Cumin,
1 tbs Cayenne Pepper
optional:
1 tbs cooks own blood,
1 diced habanero
Simmer tell thick, spread on the meat of something that died, that you then cooked over an open flame. Eat, receive praise.
Oh man… I’m making this shit, soon. Now I just need to steal some wine.
